Are you pro-America but anti-losing your phone between your car seats or couch cushions? Then these Zipper-Pocketed, supremely comfy, ultra breathable mesh shorts are for you! You could hang upside down like the bat that started this mess and not lose a thang! Starring all your favorite American icons like Benny Franks, Abe Lincoln, Teddy Roosevelt, and Guy Fieri.
Features: - Drawstring
- Antimicrobial Liner
- Zip Down Pockets (let gravity do the work)
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THE CUT
Our breathable mesh zipper shorts are insanely comfortable with a soft, antimicrobial jersey liner to keep the stank off during sports or workouts. The zipper pockets on these bad boys make sure you never lose your valuables like your phone, keys, wallet, or your emergency spaghetti. They were invented as anti-pickpocket after our CEO was robbed blind in Barcelona. The zippers zip down instead of up so it’s easier to close the pockets with gravity; zip down pockets are a true game-changer you need to try to fully appreciate.
Proudly Made in the USA
Moisture-wicking, antimicrobial liner
Zip Down Pockets
Ultra-Breathable
Durable for All Activities
Culprit Drawstring
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