Want to be chosen first in pick up games at the Y? Want your buds to slide over and give you the best seat on the couch? F**k yeah you do! You just need to grab yourself a pair of these zipper pocketed, ultra-comfortable, extra-breathable mesh zipper shorts! Become mesmerized by the deep sea creatures of myth and lore, a harpoon-hunting heroine who bit off more than she can chew, and the scary lantern fish that make you glad that you are breathing on land, and not being lured in to the deep....oh and did I mention that the zipper pockets zip down, not up? That's gravity doing half the work for you bruh!