Want to be chosen first in pick up games at the Y? Want your buds to slide over and give you the best seat on the couch? F**k yeah you do! You just need to grab yourself a pair of these zipper pocketed, ultra-comfortable, extra-breathable mesh zipper shorts! Become mesmerized by the deep sea creatures of myth and lore, a harpoon-hunting heroine who bit off more than she can chew, and the scary lantern fish that make you glad that you are breathing on land, and not being lured in to the deep....oh and did I mention that the zipper pockets zip down, not up? That's gravity doing half the work for you bruh!
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Our breathable mesh zipper shorts are insanely comfortable with a soft, antimicrobial jersey liner to keep the stank off during sports or workouts. The zipper pockets on these bad boys make sure you never lose your valuables like your phone, keys, wallet, or your emergency spaghetti. They were invented as anti-pickpocket after our CEO was robbed blind in Barcelona. The zippers zip down instead of up so it’s easier to close the pockets with gravity; zip down pockets are a true game-changer you need to try to fully appreciate.
Proudly Made in the USA
Moisture-wicking, antimicrobial liner
Zip Down Pockets
Ultra-Breathable
Durable for All Activities
Culprit Drawstring
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