Career Opportunities
Underwear Black Market Dealer
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Role: Sell rare underwear to shady characters in dark alleys.
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Requirement: Stealth, comfort with illegal activities.
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Compensation: Bags of unmarked bills, a sense of danger.
Covert Underwear Agent
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Role: Covertly wear competitor’s underwear and report on their lackluster comfort levels.
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Requirement: Stealth, a flair for espionage.
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Compensation: A closet full of enemy underwear.
Chief Underwear Elastic Tester
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Role: Stretch and test the elasticity of underwear bands for hours.
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Requirement: Strong arms and a monotonous life outlook.
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Compensation: Fish heads fed to you hourly through rusty slot in the door.
Underwear Vengeance Planner
- Role: Devise schemes against those who conspire against Culprit Underwear.
- Requirement: Creativity in revenge tactics, grudge holding.
- Compensation: Sweet, sweet revenge.
