Career Opportunities

Role: Sell rare underwear to shady characters in dark alleys.

Requirement: Stealth, comfort with illegal activities.

Compensation: Bags of unmarked bills, a sense of danger.

Role: Covertly wear competitor’s underwear and report on their lackluster comfort levels.

Requirement: Stealth, a flair for espionage.

Compensation: A closet full of enemy underwear.

Role: Stretch and test the elasticity of underwear bands for hours.

Requirement: Strong arms and a monotonous life outlook.

Compensation: Fish heads fed to you hourly through rusty slot in the door.