Crime Paisley 🦹 Thong

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Crime only pays when you look this good. They’re criminally comfortable and come with a matching bandana to do crime. 
Product Info

Sustainable, soft, and ultra breathable, our high-waisted thongs are designed with comfort and maximum sexiness in mind. Invisible under a tight dress or pants. Backed by our famous 100-day guarantee.

Keeps you Cool

(where it counts 😉)Our ultra soft micromodal is the most breathable fabric you've ever tried.

Flattering Cut

High-waisted and form fitting, our thongs stay where they're supposed to be, keep you wedgie free, and feel like wearing nothing.

Sustainably Sourced

Made with non-toxic dyes and natural fibers from beech trees, our process uses 95% less water than cotton!

Limited Edition Styles

Wild prints and vivid colors you can't find anywhere else. Guaranteed to sell out.

Crime Paisley 🦹 LadyBoxers

LadyBoxers™

$23.00

print: Crime Paisley 🦹 LadyBoxers

Your absolute favorite thong. No question.

The Classic Thong

7 reviews

Mid-rise, classic minimal thong coverage for that no-show look.

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Keeps you fresh and cool

Make sweat and odor a thing of the past!

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FLATTERING FIT

Designed to make every butt look 🤌🔥

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LOWKEY LINING

Ensures you're the only one who knows what's under there. 

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Bye Bye, Wedgies

Our “Won’t Ride Up” promise keeps you wedgie-free.

FIND YOUR PERFECT FIT

Mid-rise, classic minimal thong coverage for that no-show look Rise: 9 1/4” Rise measurement taken from size M

Thongs

Size Waist (in) Inseam (in)
XS 25” and under N/A
S 26 - 28 N/A
M 28.5 - 30.5 N/A
L 31 - 33 N/A
XL 33.5 - 35.5 N/A
XXL 36 - 38.5 N/A
3XL 39 - 41 N/A
4XL 41.5 - 43.5 N/A

Not your Style

We’ve got you covered.

LadyBoxers™️

LadyBoxers™️

The Original fit: featuring a mid-high rise that sits at or just below the natural waist and a mid-thigh length for that classic boxer feel.

Shop LadyBoxers™️
Booty Shorts

Booty Shorts

A lower rise and cheekier fit. A lower rise and shorter inseam for a flattering look.

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ComfyBra™

ComfyBra™

Scoop front to show off the girls, racer back for a sporty feel and all around comfort.

Shop ComfyBra™
Reviews
5.0
Rated 5.0 out of 5 stars
Based on 7 reviews
QualityRated 2.6 on a scale of 1 to 5
FitRated 0.0 on a scale of minus 2 to 2
Total 5 star reviews: 7 Total 4 star reviews: 0 Total 3 star reviews: 0 Total 2 star reviews: 0 Total 1 star reviews: 0
100%would recommend this product
7 reviews
  • AW
    Amy W.
    Verified Buyer
    I recommend this product
    Age Range 65+
    What size did you purchase? M
    Rated 5 out of 5 stars
    14 seconds ago
    Culprit thong

    I originally bought these for my daughter but decided to try them on and loved them so I kept them for myself very comfortable.

  • TN
    Traci N.
    Verified Buyer
    I recommend this product
    Age Range 45 - 54
    What size did you purchase? M
    Rated 5 out of 5 stars
    2 months ago
    Love

    These are so fun to wear. My boyfriend loves when I wear Culprit naughty prints and so comfortable to wear.

  • R
    Robin
    I recommend this product
    Rated 5 out of 5 stars
    8 months ago
    5 Stars

    Very nice

  • LJ
    Lauren J.
    Verified Buyer
    I recommend this product
    Age Range 25 - 34
    What size do you typically purchase? M
    What size did you purchase? S
    Rated 5 out of 5 stars
    9 months ago
    Comfiest thong I’ve had in a while

    The fabric feels great everywhere and the waistband doesn’t dig into your skin. I can wear it all day at work without complaining about being uncomfortable.

  • BE
    Brian E.
    Verified Buyer
    I recommend this product
    Age Range 35 - 44
    What size do you typically purchase? S
    What size did you purchase? S
    Rated 5 out of 5 stars
    9 months ago
    Unique Design

    This truly is a one-of-a-kind pattern and my wife loves paisley and this unique take on it. Comfortable and breathable just like Paige said it would be.

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