Ladies, apparently thousands of you are out there buying menâs boxers (or stealing them from your boyfriend/husband/roommate). Honestly, we canât blame you. Boxers are comfy AF and give you more coverageânot to mention itâs kinda kinky to slip into your crushâs undies.
But letâs face it: guyâs boxers arenât built for women. We have more curves, less bulges, and better taste in design. Itâs 2024 and the world has given us self-driving cars, ChatGPT, and air fryersâisnât it time we got our own boxers?
Weâre glad you asked, because Culprit Lady Boxers are taking Americaâs underwear drawers by storm and your ass deserves a pair (or a dozen). On the fence about splurging? By the time you finish this blog youâll be begging for them.
WTF Are âLadyBoxersâ?
LadyBoxers are exactly what they sound like: boxers, but for ladies. That means they hug your hips, let your hoo-hah breathe, and come in patterns that make you look as sexy as you feel.
Sure, thongs might be the standard for women's underwear these days. But sometimes you need to switch it up. Maybe you want to warm up your cheeks in the winter. Maybe you want underwear thatâs socially acceptable to wear in public. Maybe you want some extra insurance against chafing. All valid requests.
You shouldnât have to raid a dudeâs underwear drawer to get the benefits of boxersâand you definitely shouldnât subject yourself to the horrors of the menâs underwear aisle at a department store.
So, in solidarity we created LadyBoxers.
Lady Boxers vs. Mens Boxers: Whatâs the Difference?
âCanât I just wear menâs boxers?â Yeah, sure. But you deserve so much better. Here are three key differences between lady boxers and menâs boxers.
1. No Ball Pouch, No Penis Hole
Menâs boxers come with all kinds of storage space for their junk: ball pouches, penis sleeves, and that weird hole in the front for easy access. All that extra space is unnecessary for ladies, so we got rid of it and created LadyBoxers that seamlessly snuggle up to your lady parts.
2. They Flatter Your Ass-ets
Menâs boxers have a straight, boxy fit, which isnât ideal if you want to show off your curves and hit your angles for a mirror pic. LadyBoxers fit flatteringly on your thighs, waist, and hip to keep your booty poppinâ like a bag of Orville Redenbacher.
3. Shorter Inseam
Most menâs boxer briefs have a 5-6â inseam, which can be too long for most ladiesâ preferences. Thatâs why we trimmed the inseam for LadyBoxers down to about 4â (depending on which size you get) so you can get the coverage you need without covering your entire thigh.
Where to Wear LadyBoxers
LadyBoxers arenât just the comfiest undies to grace your privatesâtheyâre also the most versatile. Hereâs a list of places we deem appropriate to rock LadyBoxers all on their own:
- To the gym (be prepared for compliments on your a$$)
- Driving to Taco Bell at 2 a.m.
- On a hot girl walk
- To bed (yeah, they double as pajamas)
- For Netflix and chillingÂ
- Drinking rosè on your couch after a sh*tty day at work
- Under a dress so you donât reveal any XXX stuff when you bust a move
- To the bodega when you canât even
- Impromptu dance parties
- During Zoom meetings, paired with a really fancy blouse
- Pickleball, tennis, volleyballâall the sports
âWhy Should I Spend More On Culprit LadyBoxers?â
Are there other womenâs boxers out there on the internet? Yes. Do they suck compared to Culprit LadyBoxers? Also yes. Here are three good ass reasons to splurge on ours instead of theirs.
3x Softer Than Cotton
Culprit LadyBoxers are made from micromodal thatâs 3x softer than cottonâand thatâs a scientific fact. Itâs like resting your butt cheeks on a buttery-soft cloud all day long.
Super Breathable
Micromodal isnât just softer than cotton, itâs more moisture wickingâ50% more moisture wicking, to be exact. Whether youâre binging Netflix or busting moves at your friendâs wedding, your lady bits need to breathe, and LadyBoxers let âem do just that.Â
No Camel Toe
Wearing menâs boxers is a one-way ticket to camel toe city. Not with LadyBoxers. Our middle seam camouflages camel toe so your God-given seam canât be seen.
Sexy Patterns
We wonât name names (our lawyers hate it when we do that) but our competitors put really lame patterns on their womenâs boxers. Sure, we have solids. But we also have a sh*t ton of crazy, sexy patterns that would give your granny a heart attack.Â
Whether youâre into X-rated Balloon Animals, Samurai Cats, or ribbed for your pleasure, we have your ass covered (literally).
Sustainably Made
We didnât want Mother Nature getting her panties in a wad. Thatâs why all Culprit underwear is made sustainably, using 20% less water than cotton. Take that, Tommy, Ralph, and Calvin.
Donât Take Our Word for It, Weâre Drunk
Who needs a marketing department when we can just copy and paste these 5-star reviews for LadyBoxers?
âThe prints add a playful look to the buttery soft fabricâŚand they make my butt look good, which is all a girl can ask for.â
âThese accentuate my hips and make me look like I actually have a booty. I wear them to the gym, grocery store, and theyâre the only thing I sleep in.â
Alright, you get the point. Now get your hands (and butt) on a pair of LadyBoxers and thank us later.