Frequently Asked Questions

What's your sizing guide?

S: 26-28" // M: 29-31" // L: 32-34" // XL: 35-37" // XXL: 37-41" // 3XL: 42-46"

More info: https://culpritunderwear.com/pages/size-guide

What the hell are Barcelona Shorts?

They're basically just high end basketball shorts okay? But I was savagely pickpocketed in Barcelona and so we added thief-proof zippers. Also don't you hate when shit falls out of your pocket at the gym? Yeah we fixed that too. These shorts are for men who smoke cigars while dunking basketballs.

Do you make underwear for women?

Yes! We love the look of a girl in some Culprits. Our women's lineup includes LadyBoxers, Long LadyBoxers, Booty Shorts, thongs, ComfyBras, and Scoop Bras. Booty Shorts run cheekier, so size up from your LadyBoxer size.

What are they made of?

95% sustainably made micro-modal (a natural, plant-based fiber) and 5% spandex. Machine wash cold on a delicate cycle, then tumble dry low or air dry.

How long do the underwear take to ship?

The moment your order comes in a buzzer goes off in the building, a wage-cuck slides down a firepole, jumps over a pit of rabid pugs, grabs what is hopefully your size (but who knows cuz they’re all in unlabelled sardine cans), and carefully caresses a shipping label on it. It’s then up to the real heroes, the mailmen and mailwomen of the world.
TL;DR - Orders take 1-2 business days to process, then arrive in 7-9 business days. Free U.S. shipping on orders over $99.

What’s different about your underwear?

Three words: Cock flattering comfort. Never has your manhood felt so entombed in luxurious fabric, merging the perfect cut with breathability, and smooth silky elegance. Look bigger, feel better, exude confidence, and unleash your sexual prowess in these bad boys. Highly durable for any kind of action with a quick-draw fly for wearing slacks or jeans.

Do you ship outside the country?

Sure do, brah.

Can I buy Culprit in stores?

Not right now, we're online only. But if you run a shop or boutique and want to carry Culprit, reach out to info@culpritunderwear.com. We'd love to hear from you.

How do I get featured on your Instagram?

Step one: find a dangerous place to get caught with your pants down
Step two: let your pants down
Step three: tag the best photo you’ve ever taken @Underwear

How does the subscription work?

Our Quarterly Score subscription bills and ships every three months: January, April, July, and October. Skip or cancel anytime under "Manage subscriptions" in your account before your order processes.

What happens if you sell out of a pair I like?

We'll make more! Check back in. Or maybe they're limited edition. Kind of flying by the seat of our pants here! But when we take those pants off, we look great. So will you <3

Do Culprit underwear go on sale?

Never say never, but they're always on sale if you’re a member ;)

What are the benefits of being a member?

Each new pattern comes as a surprise, but you’ll get them first and never miss out on a limited edition. Also you will get more respect in the street and never have to think about underwear ever again. It just shows up, right when you need it.

Do you have promo codes?

That’s on a need to know basis

What is your return policy?

100-day money-back guarantee on your FIRST PAIR, if it's your first order with us. We can't accept worn or washed underwear, so try them on over something first. Final sale items aren't returnable. Start a return or exchange here.

Can I pause my membership if my underwear drawer is full?

Yes you may, anytime you like. We understand underwear drawers fill up. But also get rid of your other old gross underwear. Men typically change their underwear every seven years. THAT IS FUCKED.

Can I gift someone a subscription?

Sure you can, they’ll love you for it. Who doesn’t want a sick surprise in the mail every quarter? All you’ll need to do is create an account for them, set the billing address for yourself and set the shipping address directly to them. You can control what they receive. After the gifting period has passed, you can log in to their account and pass the account details over to them so they can keep ‘em rolling in.

How do I contact you?

Email info@culpritunderwear.com.