Frequently Asked Questions

How long do the underwear take to ship?

The moment your order comes in a buzzer goes off in the building, a wage-cuck slides down a firepole, jumps over a pit of rabid pugs, grabs what is hopefully your size (but who knows cuz they’re all in unlabelled sardine cans), and carefully caresses a shipping label on it. It’s then up to the real heroes, the mailmen and mailwomen of the world.
TL;DR - Usually a few days

What’s different about your underwear?

Three words: Cock flattering comfort. Never has your manhood felt so entombed in luxurious fabric, merging the perfect cut with breathability, and smooth silky elegance. Look bigger, feel better, exude confidence, and unleash your sexual prowess in these bad boys. Highly durable for any kind of action.

Do you ship outside the country?

Fuck yeah, but you’re payin’

How do I get featured on your Instagram?

Step one: find a dangerous place to get caught with your pants down
Step two: let your pants down
Step three: tag the best photo you’ve ever taken @CulpritUnderwear

Why is there only one pair to choose from?

Henry Ford once said “you can have any color you like as long as you like black”. 

What happens if you sell out of a pair I like?

S.O.L. partner

Do Culprit underwear go on sale?

Only if you’re a member

What are the benefits of being a member?

See above ^
Each new pattern comes as a surprise, but you’ll get them first and never miss out on a limited edition.
Also you will get more respect in the street

Do you have promo codes?

That’s on a need to know basis

What is your return policy?

Lol

Can I pause my membership if my underwear drawer is full?

Yes you may, anytime you like. We understand underwear drawers fill up. But also get rid of your other old gross underwear.  Men typically change their underwear every seven years. THAT IS FUCKED. 

Can I gift someone a subscription?

Sure you can, they’ll love you for it. Who doesn’t want a sick surprise in the mail every month or quarter? All you’ll need to do is create an account for them, set the billing address for yourself and set the shipping address directly to them. You can control what they receive. After the gifting period has passed, you can log in to their account and pass the account details over to them so they can keep ‘em rolling in.

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